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- English is my
native language
yet even I can’t
keep up with the txt language sometimes.
- I’v
got news for you.
- this series
escalated quickly.
- When she said “Bitch” who all thought of the Vmin meme??
Definitely me😂😂
- A classmate
tried to say she had a cough but pronounced it
as “cock"😂
- YouTube gave me a
strike for showing Joe Biden’s reaction after eating spicy pizza
claiming it is cyberbulling and harassment.
- The
right way to pronounce is …
- When she said “well I can’t swim either” I immediately
starting laughing my ass off.
- You’re making me
feel like I’m having a
stroke
.
- At what age did you
lose your virginity?
- The fact she
was going
that fast and he
managed to catch her and keep her feet is amaziming!!
- She must
have been going at least 60 mph.
- Moment of silence for the people who thought that the guy meant it.
- No,he’s not here
right now
.
- We’ve been dating for
the last 8 months.
- Pls someone, make a song
out of this.
- Love the way he make his toune
sound
.
- What’s the first thing you
think of when I say him.
- You finished all my water
the other day
.
- You
got me messed up
- I’m gonna take your
life savings
- if you don’t mind.
- The way he slapped the money into the case
got me laughing.
- I never knew that Latin American monthers and Asian monters
where so similar XD
- I’m finished.
- I
even can see his emotions through teddy bear face🥺🤣🤣
- I can see the sadness
on his face.
- This robot works as a waiter at a restaurant and is
hilarious
.
- Don’t
block my way please, I have to work,
otherwise
, I’ll be fired.
- You can
never win me.
- Did you
get my text? I sent you a text. Ah… I don’t think so..
- I actually fire a private investigator to follow you
around
.
- I
just don't feel like it, OK? - I didn’t
get your message.
- Your text didn’t come
through
.
- He sacrificed every
last bit of courage
left in his body for this moment.
- Uh,this is super
random
..
- But she’s
off by 2 eggs.
- Do you have
any eggs
by chance
.
- So what do we mean
by strong.
- It can not change
over time.
- You can’t
put a string in it.
- Go does have features that allow you to
get around its type system.
- They have an easier time as possible
ramping up onto the go language.
- Keep compile’s time
down
.
-
be deemed to be
： 被认为。。。
- As a
matter of fact, you did a great job that day.
- If we come
over the project link.
- He’s been
cutting class.
- You called the police
on your mom, because she
disciplined you for
ditching class?
- Hit him again
had me crying.
Kendrick